1. What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park,” head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

    — 

    Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport, Aug 2010

    those are really the only choices we have, huh?

    (via meebobebo)

    *facepalm*

    (via robot-heart-politics)

    wow

    (via hikingmetalpunk)

    this asshole will be resigning in 3 … 2 … 

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